So ya 

Thought ya 

Might like to 

go to the show 

To feel the warm thrill of confusion 

That space cadet glow 

I've got some bad news for you sunshine 

Pink isn't well he stayed back at the hotel 

And they sent us along as a surrogate band 

And we're going to find out where you fans 

Really stand 

Are there any queers in the theatre tonight? 

Get 'em up against the wall

There's one in the spotlight

He don't look right to me

Get 'em up against the wall

That one looks Jewish 

And that one's a coon 

Who let all this riff raff into the room 

There's one smoking a joint and 

Another with spots 

If I had my way I'd have all of you shot